The 60-Second Jihad: How a Hydration Break Broke the English Game Last Tuesday, at the temple of Yorkshire football known as Elland Road, something truly miraculous h... Review · March 2, 2026
An RCI is a Minister’s Best Friend—Unless He’s Hiding a Grand Piano of Lies As we speak, the bigwigs at the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) in Lausanne are probably sippin... Argument, Featured · February 28, 2026
The Seven-Man Circus: My Prediction for the Impending CAS Train Wreck The Football Association of Malaysia has finally achieved the impossible. They haven’t won a World C... Analysis, Featured · February 25, 2026
The Thomas Cup Invoice: Why BAM Needs to Start Playing Hardball It is that time of the biennial cycle again. The flowers are blooming, the humidity in Bukit Jalil i... Argument · February 23, 2026
The Ghost Federation: How Infantino Deleted Palestine to Shine the President’s Shoes Last month, I suggested that giving the U.S. President a “FIFA Peace Prize” was like awa... Analysis · February 22, 2026
NFDP: A State-Funded Buffet for Clubs with Too Much Money The National Football Development Programme (NFDP) is currently on life support, and I, for one, am ... Argument · February 21, 2026
The Vinicius Jr. Circus: Dancing into a Debacle Let’s get the serious bit out of the way before I lose my job: Racism is garbage. It’s the refuge of... Review · February 20, 2026
Is the AFC a Governing Body? Or Just a Very Nervous Tenant With a Spreadsheet? If you ever find yourself in the middle of a massive, multi-national fraud scandal involving forged ... Analysis, Featured · February 19, 2026
Like Britain, Senile Jim Must Think Manchester United is “Colonised by Immigrants” Too It is 3:15 AM in a dimly lit Kemaman mamak stall, and the air is a potent cocktail of diesel fumes, ... Review · February 15, 2026
The Super Bowl: A World Event for People Who Think the World Ends at New Jersey I have a confession to make, and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t tell my tailor: I have no idea what... Review · February 10, 2026
